‘The Expendables 3’ Teaser Trailer makes a Flashy Entrance Without explosions nor punches the teaser trailer for ‘The Expendables 3’ is …unexpected? Instead of evoking a gritty R-rated action fest, this looks like something out of a music video for a boy band or a perfume commercial. Maybe I am just missing an ironic joke here. What’s your reaction? “In THE EXPENDABLES 3, Barney (Stallone), Christmas (Statham) and the rest of the team comes face-to-face with Conrad Stonebanks (Gibson), who years ago co-founded The Expendables with Barney. Stonebanks subsequently became a ruthless arms trader and someone who Barney was forced to kill… or so he thought. In order to defeat Stonebanks, Barney decides that he has to fight old blood with new blood, and brings in a new era of Expendables team members, recruiting individuals who are younger, faster and more tech-savvy. The latest mission becomes a clash of classic old-school style versus high-tech expertise in the Expendables’ most personal battle yet.” The Expendables 3 hits theaters on August 15, 2014.